things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you



It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

"I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we’d only find yours."

"And then she felt nothing
Because the pain hit her all at once then never again
She took what she was afraid of and became it
she had’ve been your worst nightmare because her blood red lips could’ve sent you to hell,
Her clothes darker than her love for the world as her veins pumped hatred throughout her body
Her vivid personality grew darker by the day authentically destroying anything in her way that she regarded a weakness in,
Her whisper could’ve left holes burning in your skin and your body breathless for air as she wrapped her hand around your throat and made you choke on the lies you fed her"


You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.